wat bout pragnant strippers??
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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