Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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