One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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