You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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