I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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