With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
