Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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