if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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