In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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