Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
