Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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