we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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