so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I have tasted many bathrooms
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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