OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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