I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Randomize
