whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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