I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Randomize