I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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