I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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