He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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