After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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