My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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