guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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