apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
smell my finger.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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