I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Green mimosas i think yes
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
My bed smells like the plague
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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