Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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