you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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