so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I want her autograph on my taint
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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