shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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