Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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