How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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