Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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