great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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