i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
