Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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