The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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