What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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