And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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