Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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