He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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