girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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