We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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