"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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