We should be called the Road Head Warriors
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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