please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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