I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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