hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
My butt remains clenched, sir.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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