At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
you traded sex for a burrito?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
