You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I am puke
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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