you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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