Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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