why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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