He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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